|ignore the red eye|
dear chicago, man o man have you kept me busy and exhausted this summer. don't you worry though…i have loved every minute of it. dear tinder dating app, i fought you and i fought you and now i have to say. you're pretty rad. who knew? dear forty-five lbs lost, don't think i'm writing this to say i miss you guys but could you be so kind and send a letter to twenty more of your friends and tell them to get the hell out of here!! thanks. dear indigo studio, i love you so much and you don't even know it. thanks for keeping this chick motivated. dear mom, don't you worry…i'm still trying to get you steve harvey tickets. dear amazing friends of mine, i know i tell all of you individually how much i love you guys but seriously…i.love.you. dear toyota solara, you finally sold! we had some good times didn't we? but…i do not miss you and your payments. as lightning mcqueen from the movie cars would say, "ka-chow!" dear scandal, why aren't you coming back on until october 3rd? do you not care about my mental health? oh and did i mention i'm kind of mad at you for making me root for a cheating married man and his amazingly dressed mistress. but i still love you.